LANGUAGE TRANSLATORS

Description

You’re at a Prague pharmacy. The $300 translator just rendered “I’m allergic to peanuts” as “I enjoy peanuts very much.” The pharmacist is reaching for the wrong shelf. Stevie J walks the whole carnival: the duty-free gadgets that become paperweights, the “lifetime internet” that quietly expires, the $20 AI assistant outperforming every device on the shelf, and the servers in Beijing logging your business meeting. Pocketalk, Vasco, Timekettle, Fluentalk, Google, DeepL, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini — ranked honestly. Read it before your next trip.