THE SURVIVALIST HANDBOOK: HOW TO BE READY FOR ANYTHING WITHOUT LOSING YOUR MIND, YOUR MONEY, OR YOUR WEEKEND

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The bearded guy on YouTube has 47 knives and can’t change a tire. Your brother-in-law’s “bug-out bag” is a Jansport with three protein bars and a multi-tool he got at a wedding. The freeze-dried bucket your aunt panic-bought in 2020 is still in the garage, still sealed, still mostly rice and disappointment. Stevie J cuts through the prepper cosplay, the doomsday porn, and the militia-curious nonsense to tell you what actually matters — water, food, a flashlight that works, and a plan your wife won’t divorce you over. You don’t need a compound. You don’t need a go-bag the size of a toddler. You need one weekend, a normal budget, and someone willing to tell you the camo cargo pants aren’t helping. That’s this book.